I shall be brief, to-the-point, and righteously indignant. Here are the facts.
During the TBEX World Travel Blogger Conference last month, I was Vuvuzela-ed in the face. This is to say, I was brutally accosted by a Vuvuzela-wielding top travel blogger (pictured below). The experience was very loud. I still somewhat hear the (South African?) sea in one ear from the instrumental trauma.
Aargh, the loudness of being Vuvuzela-ed! And by a top travel blogger in a "Cat in the Hat" headpiece, no less!
That is fact one.
Fact two: This evening I was innocently attending a seaside wedding in Rhode Island when, all of a sudden, I was pummeled with a bouquet of bright blue flowers! Ooh, the indignity! Ooh, the pollen overload! It was a fiasco.
Ooh, the pain of being pummeled with flowers! And at a tranquil seaside wedding no less.
Given these two pieces of evidence, do YOU see a pattern emerging? I certainly do. Harumph! Stop Vuvuzela and flower violence today!
Lillie, you know what you did to receive the vuvuzela blast… I will not tell the folks here, but there was no innocence.
stay adventurous, Craig
I like your #GHA blouse …. #ESP #ESP #ESP #worldcup CHAMPION
Those horns… I hope the ringing of the ears has stopped.
The killer Vuvuzela… Always on the move.
Hahaha you don’t say what you did to deserve such brutal attack
I’m innocent, I tell you! Innocent!