Warning: The beach photos in this article are ridiculous. You may bonk your head against the screen whilst impulsively attempting to dive into the images.
Curaçao is a petite Caribbean island that vacationers are just starting to discover, but it boasts some of the most beautiful beaches I’ve seen in my life.
Let’s take a tour of three of the best, and let you pick which you’d most enjoy!
Playa Porto Mari was the first of SEVEN beaches I toured on my second day of Curaçao travel. Yes, Curaçao is only 171 square miles, meaning you can drive around the entire island, stopping to swim at half a dozen shore spots, in just half a day. (For this reason, renting a car is a great idea for a Curaçao vacation.)
Porto Mari is about 45 minutes north of Willemstad (home to the houses that look like cakes), on the west side of the island.
My favorite part of this beach were the candy-colored beach chairs, sprawled like a rainbow road between the turquoise sea and emerald hills.
Like many of Curaçao’s beaches, snorkeling and diving are a win at Playa Porti Mari, but you can also just walk out onto the pier and stare, agape, at the shimmering aqua expanse, ringed in sapphire at the horizon, past the reefs. Doesn’t that man on the raft, below, look like he’s on a magic carpet, soaring through the sky?
Being a Bostonian who loves trees, but rarely sees those of the palm variety, I became entranced in Curaçao by the shadows of palm trees. There’s something regal about them, as though angels are fanning you with giant feathers! Gaze below, and imagine the warmth of reclining on that hot pink beach chaise…
Oh sorry — I just dozed off into a sweet reverie of wave sounds and swishing palms! Ahem. Onward with our tour.
The next beach is in many ways my personal favorite, because it felt so hidden, intimate, and unlike any beach I’ve seen before, or imagined. (Cacti?!) The name of this place is…
Playa Jeremi! Even the name is sweet, right? “Hi, my name is Jeremi the Beach, and I have spiky cactus hair!”
I particularly love that scarlet red trash can perched on the cliff above the beach. Praise to the person who correctly concluded that the color is just the lipstick kiss that Jeremi needed on his rocky cheek!
This beach personifies the spirit of Dushi: the official catch-phase of Curaçao. Dushi means “sweet” in the sense of lovely, delightful, charming… the best part of humanity. There is something about the scraggly sharpness of the cacti paired with the otherworldly-perfect blue of the ocean at Jeremi that is Dushi, incarnate.
When I visited, mid-day, the beach was almost empty. Gazing down the cliff, however, I spotted two shining figures flitting around the waves. It was a father teaching his young daughter to swim! Can you see their glistening heads poking from behind the cacti arms, below?
Kenepa Grandi, or Big Knip, was the crown jewel of my Curaçao beach investigation, and this crown jewel sits, fittingly, towards the “head” of the island, on the northwest tip, about an hour north of Willemstad.
As I confessed in my article about why Curaçao was so great for travel, I actually started crying at the first glimpse of Kenepa Grandi, it is that beautiful. While Playa Jeremi is quietly gorgeous, Kenepa Grandi is such an expanse of perfect turquoise water that it knocks the wind out of one’s chest.
So by now, you’ve probably figured out why the sweet, orange-flavored liqueur called “Blue Curaçao” is colored that luminous turquoise… it’s the shockingly accurate color of the island’s ocean beaches!
When I visited, though there were quite a few people on Kenepa Grandi beach — swimming and snorkeling in the water, and trotting around the overlook cliff (from which I took these photos) — the beach is so wide that it didn’t feel crowded.
My tears of joy fell even faster, watching this local father and son’s bonding talk as they gestured out to horizon. What might they have been discussing?
So there you have it: Curaçao has some of the most beautiful beaches in the world (and this post doesn’t even touch on the architecturally mind-boggling “infinity beach” featured in my previous article!). Now I’m aching to know: Which of these three do you like best? Do share!
I was a guest of the Curaçao Tourist Board, but all opinions and knobby knees are my own.