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The Un-Sexiest Building in Boston

Boston City Hall

Oh you rough, dull beast, Boston City Hall!

It’s not pretty. And, yes, we make fun of it all the time. Normally I stand up for such outcasts in life, but in the case of this ugly brick-ling, I’m with the bullies: “Ew.”

Boston City Hall: not even being guilded in gold like your State House sister would help you.

Online research about City Hall is sending me into gales of laughter.

Here are some gems of knowedge from Wikipedia:

  • Boston City Hall, completed in 1969, is apparently an example of “Brutalist” architecture. (“Brutalist?!” What’s next, “Scratch Your Eyes out With Concrete” School of Architecture?)
  • Wikipedia actually quotes Bostonians as calling City Hall: “Dysfunctional and dispiriting.” (It can actually put you in a worse mood?)
  • When the plan for the concrete building was first unveiled, someone in the room apparently shrieked: “What the h*** is that?!”
  • A gaggle of sight-impared weirdos at the American Institute of Architects voted Boston City Hall “The 6th Greatest Building in American History” in 1976. What?! Oh wait… mid-70s… Blame it on the drugs.
City Hall Boston

Dude… Look at it. Just look at it.

For years, I had this naive vision that maybe, just maybe, the inside of Boston’s City Hall would redeem it.

Maybe it was lined with plush, carpets in soft hues, adorned with crystal chandeliers, and caressed by warm, soft air!

But oh-ho-ho-NO, my friend… turns out the inside does NOT redeem the outside. If anything, it’s worse.

When I had to enter City Hall for the first time a few years ago to hand in some Boston Public Schools form or other, I literally thought I’d entered the lair of Hades. The fridgid air lashed my skin (Wikipedia explains the near impossibility of adequately heating the twisted building), and the walls were a jagged, unfinished concrete akin to the dripping inside of a cavern deep in the Earth’s core. I half-expected to see a bat (or ten) swoop down and give me rabies.

Ahem. I am being a jerk. But… seriously, man. That building!

City Hall architecture Boston

When I see the building, all I can hear is the sound “Ker-thump!”

Let’s try to be positive for a moment: the large, “unadorned concrete and brick plaza” (thanks, Wikipedia) in front of City Hall does have its perks.

I have been to many a food expo (Ice Cream Scooper Bowl!), food give-away (Campbell Soup Sandwich Truck!), and giant festival (random “Beach Parties” thrown all summer) in City Hall Plaza.

And thus I must grudgingly admit that the architecture as a whole brings the city together.

There was some talk in the past few years by Mayor Menino about constructing a shiny new (non-evil) City Hall by the Seaport District… but then the bad economy zoomed towards us and that plan was aborted.

And thus, scrappy City Hall, we are stuck with you in all your scratchy concrete glory. And deep down, I guess we have a soft spot for ya.

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Triston Xie

Tuesday 3rd of April 2012

I think that the city hall isn't bad looking. I think it is pretty cool. It is very unique and it looks like a maze. I think that the thing about this building is that it is uneven. I personally think that the building is very pretty and that it looks cool having tons of windows and uneven blocks.

Lillie

Wednesday 4th of April 2012

I respect your point of view, even thought it differs from mine! :)

Aaron

Friday 16th of March 2012

But wait, don't rip on City Hall. It's not the same sort of City Hall we have in NY, but given that sort of standard, a city hall building can either be 1) normative or 2)dis-normative. And among the world's buildings that fit that second group, I'd bet Boston's City Hall is one of the most beautiful. ...especially compared to the Fox News Tower.

Eli

Friday 20th of January 2012

I will say that this one was a tad bit obvious.

Lillie

Friday 20th of January 2012

For anyone from Boston, they'd guess the building the moment they saw the title! :)

Qiyin Y

Friday 30th of December 2011

City hall is UGLY. I mean, a student that has no artistic genes can design a better building (I have the genes though) and why in world does the city hall have some similarities with the building designed by Frank Lloyd Wright named "Falling Water"? Falling Water is nature and decorated lavishly, unlike the Boston's City Hall. >:P

Steven Vo

Wednesday 7th of December 2011

Ms.Marshall,the Scooper Bowl is the most awesome event. My most favorite ice cream there is the golden Oreo rush with Golden Oreos and vanilla ice cream. Also it is only seven dollars and all you can eat. Don't forget it supports the Jimmy Fund. So it is benifiting you and the world.

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