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A Putrid Pattern: Vuvuzela and Bouquet Pummelings

I shall be brief, to-the-point, and righteously indignant. Here are the facts.

During the TBEX World Travel Blogger Conference last month, I was Vuvuzela-ed in the face. This is to say, I was brutally accosted by a Vuvuzela-wielding top travel blogger (pictured below). The experience was very loud. I still somewhat hear the (South African?) sea in one ear from the instrumental trauma.

Vuvuzela in face

Aargh, the loudness of being Vuvuzela-ed! And by a top travel blogger in a "Cat in the Hat" headpiece, no less!

That is fact one.

Fact two: This evening I was innocently attending a seaside wedding in Rhode Island when, all of a sudden, I was pummeled with a bouquet of bright blue flowers! Ooh, the indignity! Ooh, the pollen overload! It was a fiasco.

Beating with bouquet

Ooh, the pain of being pummeled with flowers! And at a tranquil seaside wedding no less.

Given these two pieces of evidence, do YOU see a pattern emerging? I certainly do. Harumph! Stop Vuvuzela and flower violence today!

 

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Qiyin Y.

Wednesday 13th of June 2012

Why did your friend do that? >.< You got two good scares in a month and that's "healthy". I scare my parents by hiding near the clothes rack so every single time they walk to the bedrooms or bathroom, they get mini heart attacks. :) It's so fun!

Rashaad

Saturday 26th of May 2012

At least you can say you've experienced Flower Power!

Craig Zabransky

Friday 13th of April 2012

Lillie, you know what you did to receive the vuvuzela blast... I will not tell the folks here, but there was no innocence. stay adventurous, Craig

adomon

Saturday 17th of July 2010

I like your #GHA blouse .... #ESP #ESP #ESP #worldcup CHAMPION

sage

Saturday 17th of July 2010

Those horns... I hope the ringing of the ears has stopped.

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