There’s a magic sweet spot with travel that’s dangerous to miss. You know you’ve hit that sweet spot correctly when you return home and sigh, “That was a great trip, but it’s good to be home.” Missing the travel timing mark, however, means crashing into one of two painful extremes. At one extreme, the trip… [Read More]
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Clothes to Pack for Travel as a Fashionable New Mother
The first rule of fashion as a new mother is that you WILL be spit up upon, constantly. But beyond that, what must a new mama remember about travel packing in order to be both comfy and chic? Here are the 5 principles of new mother travel fashion, illustrated by a lavish Florida photo shoot… [Read More]
Big Life Change? Feeling Crazy? Why Travel Can Help.
Perhaps you have had a major life change and people are telling you to put off any travels “until things are more settled.” Perhaps you’ve been in a foul mood for months, and so are postponing upcoming voyages because you “want to be in the right mindset to enjoy everything.” Or maybe you don’t want… [Read More]
Danger and Glory in Everglades National Park of Florida
“I’m not sure we’re going to survive the Everglades,” I gasped, browsing the Official Everglades Website. “Just listen to these warnings. They’re terrifying!” “Please do not bring pets on the trails. Not only do you put your pet’s life in danger, you put yours in danger as well,” I read. “I have this image of… [Read More]
Mannequin Chests and Rumps Worldwide: Miami Update
Hello. Ahem. Pause ogling that photo over there for just a moment and look over here at these words, please. The image you see to the left is a real Miami mannequin, which boasts (as you may have noticed) somewhat un-real proportions. What you observe over there is merely one of about forty-thousand Bust-a-licious Mannequins… [Read More]
How to Use Timeshare Pitches for Travel but Avoid Buying
Getting a cheap travel package in exchange for sitting through a Timeshare presentation is a bit like wrestling an alligator. Sometimes you escape, unscathed, and sometimes you get… caught. For that reason, this article on surviving Timeshare hard-sells without buying is accompanied by photos from an alligator wrestling show we saw in the Everglades, Florida.… [Read More]
